Once again I have to hand it to my pal Jonny Hamachi for bringing this joint to my attention. It's things like this that make me really, really fucking glad that I don't live in the East Bay anymore.

This is probably going to be The Most Hectic Race Ever. Have fun, you suicidal fucks. I'll think about you while I'm waiting out a long red ('cause that's how we roll in Portland).



Another good one here that I haven't seen in a while:



Probably only genius if you love the Velvets as much as I do. And I do.